lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

(Source: sleeved)

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

(Source: 0jr)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

mensrightsactivist:

getting older is scary can i stop

(Source: niichainz)

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single


the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus)


(Source: analparrilla)

when you listen to a song so much that you start to hear instruments you didn’t before